Yoni steaming is a thing. My yogi mates and I had a detailed discussion. There might have been some guffawing, some of it from me. Later I explained what this is to Steve, complete with gestures and stepping over an imaginary pot of boiling herb-infused water. I drew my pretend sari skirt around my real-mama hips.
"You should tell them 'My husband said my yoni is already steamy,' " he said.
Next up on the agenda: Why isn't there lingam grilling? Or is there?